Well it’s finally Friday and I hope you’re excited about the weekend like me! This is a Lakers “Gold” weekend so I better not see green anything.
Through the years of being in the security industry, with over 51,000 experience, I have seen it all from systems easily defeated in a burglary, systems that cause false alarms, to poorly designed systems where you would have more protection sitting in a diesel truck filled with explosives ramming into a nitro-glycerin factory.
How do I know about these systems? Simple, we are the “A” Team and our job is to go into your home and business and clean up this junk and provide a safe and secure environment that lasts for decades! Plus, most of our referrals are from clients who thought the experts really were experts. Well, enough about the A Team let’s talk about the worst install of an control panel:
As seen and witnessed from Electronic Eye:
1. Control panel installed at floor height. Great height to service a panel if you have a 6 inch installer!
2. Control Panel installed inside a unprotected garage (courtesy of a national alarm company known by 3 letters). So convenient for a burglar to easily defeat a system without ever having to break in. I also like the stickers on the panel that easily direct you to the brain of the system.
3. Control panel installed at back door with keypad attached (courtesy of the national alarm company that sells $99.00 systems). Again, I always love it when an alarm company makes its system easily available for a burglar to defeat without using tools and a ladder. It always nice for the entry alert on the keypad to lead you directly to brain of the system. Our window stickers provide better security than these poorly designed systems.
4. Control Panel installed in a home with over 80 openings, with all the wires ran directly back to the control panel. This would have been OK back in the Jurassic era of alarm systems, but in the 80′s they invented a device called a “zone expander”. This makes wiring a home easy by running wires to expanders that run back to the control panel. Nice and neat and extremely easy to troubleshoot. But this type of system requires intelligent design.
5. Control panel with masking tape slices inside. Back in 1994 we bought an alarm company where the standard for everything was using masking tape. Now don’t get me wrong I like masking tape, especially when I paint. But masking tape splices in alarm installations is like electing Jerry “moonbeam” Brown to balance the California budget. It won’t work and only creates a bigger gob of mess!
Coming next week, “worst installation location of an Infrared”.
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BG
607 days ago
Hi,
I basically have a bunch of questions which I would like to be answered. These questions are applicable for four companies: ADT, Broadview Security, Protection One and Monitronics.
1.Do they have a maintenance program?
2.Are there different maintenance packages the customer can choose from?
3.What does the program/packages include (e.g., battery replacements)?
4.Does the customer receive maintenance for free for a certain amount of time? If so, for how long?
5.Once the customer starts paying, what is the price(s)?
6.Is the customer automatically enrolled in the plan or does the customer need to opt in?
7.If the customer doesn’t get a maintenance program, what happens if there is a problem? Is there a one-time charge? How much?
Hope you can address these questions.
Thanks,
BG
Michael K. Houser
604 days ago
To answer your question, I do not know about any of the services they offer. I do have a report that gives you invaluable information a alarm companies and common practices. Go to http://www.thesecuritygenius.com and opt-in for the report.
Thanks,
Michael
Claudio Misko
592 days ago
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Michael
592 days ago
Thank you very much!
Marivel Seavey
488 days ago
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Michael
488 days ago
Thanks you!